Are You Ready For A New Fancy Car

How is Your Car Doing

 You  probably have to be of a certain age to get the maximum laugh from this. I found it to be a lot funnier than I would have two years ago. Why does it seem as though my car got old all of a sudden?

If My Body Was A Car

If my Body was a Car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

But that's not the worst of it.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

But that's not the worst of it.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

But that's not the worst of it.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it.

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!


I hope you laughed with me!

Mary